It's Free Troy Tulowizki Shirt Day at Coors Field, guys! Somehow, some way, the Colorado Rockies had themselves a Troy Tulowitzki Jersey Day and misspelled the man's goddamned name. The only thing they had to do was slap his name on a shirt and they fucked it up. Come on, Rockies.
It doesn't even seem to be just a few of them, it looks like every single jersey is screwed up.
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In fairness, the Rockies could be trying to trade Troy Tulowizki to the Mets and hang on to the real Tulo for themselves; you never know. Anyway, bonus: you now have a new euphemism for going to the bathroom.