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The Sound When These Two Men Smash Their Dicks And Balls Together Will Stay With You Long Into The Night

This happened in the seventh inning of Saturday’s Mariners-Rays game, with a runner on first and the Rays holding a 6-3 lead. It was a clutch, inning-ending grab, but it came with great, great sacrifice:


Oof. The Rays would go on to win the game. Incredibly, neither man left the game, and both men started again Sunday. Either they were both wearing cups Saturday, or they’ve both got dicks and balls of steel.

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