Down the stretch in the Rockets' 107-100 win, Oklahoma City turned to a “Hack-A-Whatever-His-Name-Is" strategy on Omer Asik. Before that though, the plan was apparently to get in the big man's way and go down like bowling pins.


Kevin Martin and Derek Fisher each left their man to set up a picket fence against the oncoming Asik, and each flew backwards like they were drawn by Tex Avery. They both had their feet planted, so the foul on Asik was technically the right call (for the completists, Martin officially drew the charge), but the collision physics don't really add up. Leave the synchronized diving for the Olympics.