As pointed out many times, The Spoiler is very well connected, with a mob of secret squirrels all over the country, listening through boardroom walls with mini-pint jugs pressed to their ears, smoking endless cigarellos.
Today, The Spoiler's top squirrel has filed a report regarding the truth behind England's so-called "rifts" during the World Cup.
Much was made about JT and Steven G not quite seeing eye-to-eye, but according to our furry little pal, there wasn't a massive feud, although they're in no danger of falling in love any time soon.
If anything, their only point of contention came from Wayne Rooney going from being BFF's with Steven G, to cuddling up to JT.
Apparently the pair were drawn together by a shared love - of what, it's no one's business to say. It could be a shared love of Renaissance architecture, or playing dominoes, or the poems of Keats.
Oh, and apparently, Capello's English isn't just bad, it's absolutely horrible.
This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.