Ballwatching! Lollygagging! Ineffectually flailing at the ballhandler as he blows by! Yes folks, it's all here, in this lowlight reel of James Harden's saddest moments on defense from the 2013-14 NBA season.

We love James Harden. He's a dervish on offense and a blast to watch. But, man, he really has no interest in being a two-way player. This video is 11 and a half minutes. Before each clip, you will wonder if this is the play when Harden finally decides to challenge his man. That play never comes. It is hypnotizing.