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The Winner Of Iowa-Iowa State Will Not Get This Awful Trophy

No one's ever said corn doesn't have ears. After universal derision of the new Cy-Hawk Trophy, it has been decided that the silver-gilt monstrosity shall never again see the light of day. At a press conference this afternoon, the Iowa Corn Growers Association expressed their regrets, and announced that an "interim trophy" will be handed out to the rivalry game winner in 18 days.


"The farmer, family and corn is all wonderful," said former Iowa coach Hayden Fry. "But I don't really get the relationship to a football game."

Now back to the Normal Rockwell hell from which you came, abomination.

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