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This Dude Just Won $100,000 Throwing A Football Like An Asshole

This is Brooks. He just won $100,000 at the SEC Championship throwing a football like a straight-up asshole. Who throws a football like that?

This is actually just the tiebreaker round because Lindsay, who actually throws a football like a normal human being, tied Brooks in the first go-round. But Brooks gamed the system, found a repeatable motion and beat Lindsay.


Look at this shit!

There should be a clause requiring participants to recreate an actual football throwing motion. Dr. Pepper needs to comment on this bullshit right now.


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