Earlier, we talked about how France were beating the crap out of Mexico, because they led 4-0 at the break. They slowed down a little bit in what was looking like a disappointing second half. And then French midfielder Amandine Henry did this.

Look at that fuggin’ goal! That’s the best goal of the World Cup! That goal is so good, that I decided to describe it by using a headline construction that I saw on Jezebel months ago, and have been sitting on since. That goal is worthy of that headline construction.

France won the group. England, who beat third-place Colombia, finished second. All three are on to the World Cup knockout stages. Mexico don’t have to go home, but ...