This Is Why You Hire a Darren Prince

What can I say about Dennis Rodman that hasn't already been said about Liz Taylor on a year-long acid trip? Hmmm....I'll have to get back to you on that one. Apparently Mr. Rodman uses the holiday of Halloween to dress himself in outrageous fashion—who knew?! If this is how the former rebounding king wants to stay in the public light then I'm down, it's always worked in the past. Yeah, I only posted this because we're all waiting so patiently for these football games to start. By the way, it's worth noting that listening to Chris Berman's cockney accent is only slightly more uncomfortable than shaving my balls with a straight razor and dipping them in a glass of warm gin. If you'd like to kill some more time you can see all of the pictures over at Flash Warner.