This Obese British Guy Juggling In A Parking Lot Is Probably The Best Soccer Player Of All Time

Unreal. Seriously, who is this guy? This guy is someone, right? Find this guy and tell me who he is.

Actually, let's just get him in a kit. Wilshere's out, but there's still time before the Montenegro match on Tuesday.

UPDATE: We were just informed he's Welsh. Bless them, but even he couldn't save that side. Carry on.

[Soccerly]