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This confused fan can't seem to decide if he would rather be rooting for the Dolphins, the Raiders, or more beads on Bourbon Street. So why not just throw it all together in one fantastic outfit and see what sticks. Jester hats are always fun, right?


This is the kind of dedication that only preseason football—the most pointless exercise in sport—can inspire. Imagine what he'll be bringing to the table by November.

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You know what's fun? Waking up to high 70s and 80% humidity. Welcome to Swampy Wednesday.