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This Will Be The Last Thing You See Before You Die

Nightmare Ant popped up at a high school basketball game last night to do his usual job of spooking unsuspecting fans, making young children wail in terror, and darkening souls.

Reader Andrew McNair snapped this out-of-focus photo of the hell-spawned ant-demon.McNair took this photo in an effort to distract Nightmare Ant from eating a small toddler, but was unsuccessful. He only further angered Nightmare Ant and was subsequently gutted and left to bleed to death in front of horrified spectators. Fucking SKEETS.



TOMORROW: Pete Gaines pops in and will entertain you during your Saturday afternoon hangover. If you don't like his posts, he'll ban you. So laugh.


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