Kids give their stuffed animals crazy names. When I was little, I had a stuffed bunny named "Ted Kennedy." So maybe I shouldn't be too shocked that this young fan, interviewed in Pittsburgh before last night's Pens-Flyers matchup in the Stanley Cup playoffs, has a bear named "Miller Lite." Some shame, though, should go to her parents—couldn't they at least point her toward the preferred beer of the region, that esteemed brew known as I.C. Light? [KDKA]

h/t to Mikey