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Tiger Woods is at the Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Miss., where he is reportedly receiving treatment for sex addiction. What does that entail? Let's look at photos on the center's web site and find out.

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Some grillin', a little hoops. Treating sex addiction is just like a summer Sunday in the 'burbs, except no one plays much "D" on account of the priapism.

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Sometimes you play until dusk and then have meaningful talks in front of a dying sun about humping.

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You have only the best of counselors, like former Orlando Magic forward Dennis Scott.

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All thoughts of lust will slip away as you sit on this long, hard object ...

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... or walk among many long, hard objects.

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Here is one woman with whom you will not be having any sex.

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Here is another.

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Here are two more.

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Here is the bed on which you will be not having any sex.

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"No," this dog's expression says. "I will not lick that."

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