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With apologies to Slate, the Tim Tebow False Messiah Watch is our occasional look at the growing body of evidence - quotes, signs and wonders, excessively fawning prose - that the Florida quarterback is the Beast.

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Witnesses: Everyone who witnessed Tebow perform the 3-cone drill for scouts at the NFL combine.

Testimony: Tebow's time: 6.66 seconds.

Pertinent scripture: Revelation 13:18

This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666.

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