With apologies to Slate, the Tim Tebow Messiah Watch is our occasional look at the growing body of evidence โ€” quotes, signs and wonders, excessively fawning prose โ€” that the Florida quarterback is the Lamb of God.

Today's comes from the SEC championship, where Tebow found Himself standing before the tomb of Florida's season.

Witnesses: 11.8 percent of television households in 56 urban TV markets, the highest overnight rating for an SEC title game



Pertinent Scripture: John 11:35

Jesus wept.

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