Tim Tebow Propositioned By Sorority Girl
You were totally thinking sex, right? Well, slow down. Brittany Kayla Salvesen is a member of the Christian sorority Sigma Phi Lambda (Sisters of the Lord) and she wants Tim Tebow to go to prom with her.
As a Christian sorority, one figures the Sisters are too busy spreading the light of the Lord to fall victim to the typical alcohol-fueled lustful urges most college aged humans experience at these sort of events—so Tim should fit right in. And don't worry Brittany Kayla, if the night is progressing and you begin to feel like something sinful may happen, just turn to your date and ask him: "What would you do?"
h/t Ben Chew
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