To Watch Tonight ...

What to watch as squirrels make a mockery of your lawn-care efforts ... • College FB: Clemson at N.C. State. Because football in the South isn't a religion — it's more important than that. [ ESPN] • NLCS, Game 2: Houston at St. Louis. Look, these aren't big market teams so everyone please tune in, even if you don't plan to watch, OK? [ Fox] • NASCAR Nextel Cup: Pole qualifying for UAW-GM Quality 500. If you want to blow your TV watching allotment on this, and then be stuck painting cabinets all weekend, be our guest. [ Speed Channel]