To Watch Tonight

What to watch before you are sedated, tagged and relocated farther back into the woods ... • NBA: San Antonio at Memphis, Miami at L.A. Lakers. Could this be the episode where Shaq and Kobe finally kiss? [ TNT] • College Basketball: Kansas at Missouri, Connecticut at Syracuse, Loyola Marymount at Gonzaga. Any night that ends with you comatose on the couch after six straight hours of basketball is a good night. [ ESPN] • NHL: Tampa Bay at San Jose. New OLN slogan: Why not take a break from watching Ted Nugent slaughter a few of God's creatures to watch some hockey? [ OLN]