What to watch after you've stepped up the volleyball rivalry a bit ...
• College football: Louisville at Connecticut. The cardinal is the most fierce of all the tiny, small-beaked birds. [ESPN]
• Golf: Champions Tour, AT&T Championship, first round, San Antonio. This time I shall find a way to beat you, Fred Funk! [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: Cleveland vs. Orlando, preseason, Macau, China. No hamburger! Noodles! You go now! [ESPN2]