To Watch Tonight

What to watch while sipping on that Kong...

MLB: White Sox vs. Mets (5 p.m., ET) Enjoy your meaningless baseball games before they become slightly less meaningless. [ESPN]

College Basketball: West Region final, Xavier vs. UCLA (6:40 p.m., ET) [CBS] The refs bailed out this post.

Movie: Catch Me If You Can (8 p.m., ET) ...fell...into...a bucket of cream. [ABC]

College Basketball: East Region final, Louisville vs. North Carolina. (9:05 p.m., ET) A Rick Pitino and Roy Williams squabble to the death!

Women's College Basketball: Spokane Region semifinal, Maryland vs. Vanderbilt (9 p.m., ET) You're all I got left, Frese! [ESPN]

Movie: Kill Bill, Vol. 1. (9 p.m., ET) [Telemundo] Un asesino sale del estado de coma e intenta vengarse de su ex-jefe y su pandilla de criminales!