Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
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What to watch while rescheduling your teen gun giveaway...

  • Cycling: Tour de France. 7 p.m. [Versus] Needs more donuts. Or even doughnuts.
  • MLB: Colorado Rockies at New York Mets. 8 p.m. [ESPN] Yeah, so David Wright gets to go to the All-Star Game. Doesn't mean I have to like him.
  • TV: Miss Universe 2008. 9 p.m. [NBC] The women from Amazonia got this shit on lock.
  • TV: Earth: The Biography. 9 p.m. [National Geography Channel] Joe Gibbs is expecting this program to start with Jeebus.
  • TV: Generation Kill. 9 p.m. [HBO] I'm not saying I would drink David Simon's bathwater, but, yeah, let's just leave it at me not saying it.
  • TV: Venture Bros. 11:30 P.M. [Cartoon Network] Hey, Beneath the Planet of the Apes references!

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