To Watch Tonight

Watch to watch while find your own damn TV listings ...

This will be the last weeknight "To Watch Tonight" for the foreseeable future. (OK, ever. The weekend folks may continue to do it, but that's their call.) I know it's a grand tradition, but it's also a lot of work coming up with those zany one-liners that somehow reference the Dallas Mavericks. It's a lot of work for very little payoff, too. It's the least clicked, least commented upon feature we have and it's time that we put it to rest. There's only so many pictures of Kristin Chenoweth's breasts out there that I can post.

If you really need to know what's on TV tonight, here's what you do. Pick up your remote control, hit the little button that says "Guide" on it, and you're good to go. (Or bookmark the links below. That's pretty much all I used to compile it.) Even "TV Guide" couldn't survive the digital age and it was way more informative and insightful than this page will ever be. Better crossword puzzles too.

Yahoo TV Listings ESPN Programming Guide

So, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to find your own entertainment from now on. Here's an idea—Go read a book or something.

(This is indeed a sad, sad day; look for the To Watch Tonight 10-Year Reunion in 2018. The Doody family will be there! — Rick).