Today In Disinterested Baseball Fans: A Kid Doing Origami

This picture comes to us from reader Michael, and it was taken at a recent Twins-Brewers game.

Please continue to send in your own pictures of bored baseball fans. Again, we are less interested in shaming fans—guys with awful customized jerseys and obnoxious Apple fanboys who bring the computer from Superman III to the stadium with them notwithstanding—and more interested in simply documenting baseball's unique ability to turn its spectators into members of a knitting circle. Consider each one of these posts to be a spiritual companion to Bud Selig cupping his ear and asking you to speak up.