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Dan Rivkin has a couple of things going against him — he's a programmer of some sort at, and he's a Mets fan. Poor dope.

With those two strikes against him, we know we're all rooting for Dan to get away from it all for a little while and forget his troubles. But no such luck. Even though he's currently on his honeymoon in Australia, his company is still making him work.

Dan is being forced to write a blog about the New York Mets, even though he's at the furthest point on the globe from his actual subject. And on his honeymoon ... did we mention that? We're pretty sure his wife did.

We give the marriage about two weeks, by the way.

Oz-Fest [MLB Blogs]