Today In Oddjack

What you're missing over at Oddjack, the site for both the discerning speculator and the degenerate gambler • Your pathetic attempts to deceive your friends into revealing their fantasy football plans have amused us, until now. • Attention everyone, soccer star Wayne Rooney needs a name for his child. We suppose Mickey is out. • Hey, we were just over at Starbucks, and we could swear that Maurice Clarett made our frappuccino.