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Tonight On The Longhorn Network, It's Texas Softball Featuring "Great Breasts And Online Fetishes"

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Reader Geoff was engaged in some late-night channel-surfing a few days ago and caught this shocking anomaly. Somebody actually receives the Longhorn Network!

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We're curious the other shows one might find on the LHN, maybe "Big Mack: The head coach who has a Major appetite for one of his assistants" or "Inject Me In The Butt: A school's famous alumnus returns to show the team how it's done in the 'big leagues.'"

Eh, who are we kidding? It's all Paid Programming.

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