Tony LaRussa Makes Out With Dogs

We're limiting ourselves to three Cardinals posts today — we're insufferable enough as is — and we couldn't help but make this the second one. It's from the Cardinals' parade yesterday, when manager Tony LaRussa, who should totally be wearing dark sunglasses and holding a puppy on his eventual Hall of Fame plaque, made his fierce political statement in front of 50,000 screaming Busch Stadium fans.

In case you can't tell, that says "Smooch Your Pooch." Let's make this the last time we ever see LaRussa wearing a shirt with a lipstick print on it.

50,000 Honor The Champs [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]