Tony Romo Spawns Future Frontman Of Weezer Cover Band
Tony Romo and his wife Candice welcomed their second child into the world yesterday, and they gave the tyke an...uh...interesting name.
The newest Romo is a boy named Rivers. So, yeah, his name is Rivers Romo, which sounds a hell of a lot like Rivers Cuomo, who is the guy from Weezer. Either Tony and Candice have never heard of Weezer before and are in for a bit of a shock once they realize what they've done, or they are both just really big Weezer fans. I say it's 50-50 either way.
Of course, we could make a ton of Weezer-related jokes about this, but why bother?
h/t Dickey
[ Steve Dennis]
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