Notre Dame football will play at Yankee Stadium in November, so to commemorate what will surely be a memorable game against Syracuse, the Fighting Irish will wear these pinstriped uniforms. The price is quite steep at $95, but anyone who’d buy one would be doing so drunk anyway.

The sleeves and cursive script are a little reference to the New York Yankees, that historic baseball team currently 10 games back in the AL East. Do you get it? Match it with some Lakers shorts and a Manchester United hat for the look of 2006's worst sports fan, who’s physically incapable of keeping his mouth closed when he’s not talking.

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Also, the players won’t be wearing gold helmets. Whatever.