UTEP won a hard-fought 24-21 victory over MTSU tonight, and ASN announcers asked Miners coach Sean Kugler how he'd celebrate. "I might have a few beers."
When pressed as to whether the former Steelers assistant would partake in some Iron City Light, Kugler pointed to his gut: "Look at me. I don't drink light beer."
You can keep your Nick Sabans. I'm sticking with the Sean Kuglers.
h/t to Randy