Watch: Abby Wambach Is Much, Much, Much Tougher Than You Are

Tipster Catherine has alerted us to this video, which is an irritatingly scored ten-minute highlight video from Mexico's upset of the USA in a World Cup qualifier last year. But buried within that video is the highlight we've cut for you above, and we took the electro-crap out of it too.

And, as you'll see, Abby Wambach is really, really tough. She goes for a ball, bashes heads, takes a giant, oozing gash, gets the thing stapled up, and stands up.

"Unpopular, unpretty?" Whatever. Abby Wambach could kick Jay Mariotti's ass.