Watch Iman Shumpert Get A Very Somber Haircut

Iman Shumpert shaved off his signature flat top a few weeks ago, and everyone was kind of bummed about it. But nobody took the event more seriously that Shumpert himself, as evidenced by the extremely earnest vignette above.

Filmed in black and white, a shirtless Iman Shumpert explains in very serious tones all of the things his haircut symbolizes, while shots of him staring pensively into the mirror as his hair is shorn away are interspersed throughout. It's going to be so disappointing when your next haircut isn't this dramatic.