Sports aren't fair. Your team is supposed to win! And sometimes they look like they're gonna win, and don't win, and you're stuck with a moment of clarity that none of this has any meaning, no greater power cares a whit for your existence, and you're just ticking down your days on this cold rock until the black embrace of oblivion, or another fucking Penguins Cup, whichever comes first.
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This is six-year-old Kale, on his way out of the Nationwide Arena after the Blue Jackets coughed up a two-goal lead last night. "As soon as the final horn sounded he lost his marbles," father Nick tells us. "He was inconsolable."
Kale's wise beyond his years now. Never forget: Hockey is awful and will only ever bring you misery.