We Have To Ask ...

Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ... • 11 a.m. Thanksgiving Food!: Yeah, this is just what my family needs — holiday dinner recipes from someone who drinks beer from a novelty hat. • Noon. NFL with Len Pasquarelli: Well, are you an idiot or a moron? It's not like the question is that difficult. Chris Mack wants to know! • 1 p.m. NASCAR driver Tony Stewart: Ha! You may not have our Nextel Cup, you silly wipers of other people's bottoms! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!