We're Going To Resist A "Giving Him Blue Balls" Joke

See that? That's a Christmas ornament as designed by Colts quarterback Peyton Manning for the Alive Hospice. It's kind of cute, a hand-drawn little angel. Other ornaments featured on the site include designs by Amy Grant, LeAnn Rimes, Tennessee governor Phil Bredesen and, yes, country music crooner Kenny Chesney.
That's right: It's another excuse for Chesnning synergy. And you knew we couldn't resist it. The ornament is currently being sold on Kenny Chesney's Web site, and at 10 bucks, it's a pretty good deal and goes to a good cause. Plus, you know, it's always funny to have an excuse to make Brokeback Mountain jokes around the tree.
Oh, for those of you who keep asking, yes, we have seen Brokeback, and we agree, Peyton is Ennis and Kenny is Jack Twist, totally, obviously.
Peyton Manning Christmas Ornament [The Alive Hospice]


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