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What In The Hell Did Brent Burns Find?

San Jose Sharks defenseman Brent Burns discovered this on the golf course yesterday. He's stumped. I'm not a paleontologist, but it's clearly either a chupacabra or a Nashville Predator.

Keep in mind that Burns is a caveman, so it's entirely possible this is from his clan's refuse pit and he simply forgot eating it.


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