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Technically, no one should eat midnight snacks because anything you eat right before bed will go right to your ass. But sometimes you’re drunk and there’s a pint of ice cream calling you, and nature must take its course. But what is the BEST dining option for when you are up late, and less than sober, and want to eat until you hate yourself? My dear friends, that is the subject of this week’s DEADCAST.

But wait! There’s more. For once again, you have been gifted a week off from Marchman and his baffling takes. Instead, our own San Francisco bureau chief Patrick Redford joins me to talk about the fight, the worst sports for sportswriting, pitching changes, sleep streaks, and more. Listen and marvel:

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