V. Stiviano—as you'll recall, she's the woman with whom Donald Sterling was discussing his interesting ideas about race in a recent, much-circulated recording—briefly emerged from her home today, and was met by a swarm of media. Unfortunately for those hoping to snap a picture of Stiviano, she was wearing some kind of crazy-ass helmet-visor that completely obscured her face.

As silly as that thing might look, you really can't argue with its effectiveness. Step your paparazzi-foiling game up, the rest of Hollywood.