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From the fine folks who gave you the South Park version of every player on the Cincinnati Reds comes today's gem, motivational posters for every major league baseball team. Half the teams can be found on Joel Luckhaupt's Reds (And Blues) blog, with the other half on Red Hot Mama's site, including our favorite, about the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim: "INGENUITY: If you can't get new fans to buy your old crap, maybe you can get old fans to buy crap with a new name on it."

Posters For The Unmotivated, Part One [Reds (And Blues)]
Posters For The Unmotivated, Part Two [Red Hot Mama]
Respect The Reds' Authority [Deadspin]