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Illustration for article titled When Kim Kardashian Sits Courtside, Fans Look To The Backside

This photo from yesterday's Nets game comes courtesy of those wonderful gif-happy gents at The Basketball Jones (happy belated birthday to them, btw). It's like these fellas have never seen a person with Steatopygia before.

So Kim attended yesterday's game to root on her man, Kris Humphries, whose new fame thanks to Kim Kardashian's public affection for him probably makes him unmovable to an owner like Mikhail Prokhorov. "Big contract for that man who pump great booty of the world", he'll say to some news outlet, as he shoots a Kodiak bear with a flaming crossbow while hovercrafting across the Great Barrier reef with Estonian party girls.

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And that's my impersonation of everyone's Mikhail Prokhorov impersonation.

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