Who you calling "Boy"?: John Wooden talks about Joe Paterno and lets that punk know that he doesn't care for his haircut or his "rock and roll." [LA Times]

But who has bigger feet?: Do you need something pointless and trivial from the NFL playoffs to help you win some argument about college bragging rights? Here you go... [Simon on Sports]

Keep the gum: Here's a wacky idea for a set of hockey cards—how about pictures of actual hockey players? Nah, that's crazy talk. [Beckett Blog]

Georgia, huh?: By the way, preseason rankings are worthless. You know, in case you haven't seen a college football game ever. [Sparty and Friends]

Time well spent: So what's Vince Young been up to all season? Oh. That. [Examiner]