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Illustration for article titled Who Will Free The Cursed Soul Trapped Inside This Matt Stafford Statue?

This custom-made, 62-inch wooden statue of Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford is currently on sale for $1,500. It is imperative that someone out there buy it and destroy it, so that the curse binding a tortured soul to it for all eternity can be broken.

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How do I know this statue is cursed?

Illustration for article titled Who Will Free The Cursed Soul Trapped Inside This Matt Stafford Statue?
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Lean in close enough to that photo, and you’ll hear the faintest whisper.... Killll Me.

h/t Jeremy

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