Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

This custom-made, 62-inch wooden statue of Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford is currently on sale for $1,500. It is imperative that someone out there buy it and destroy it, so that the curse binding a tortured soul to it for all eternity can be broken.

How do I know this statue is cursed?


Lean in close enough to that photo, and you’ll hear the faintest whisper.... Killll Me.

h/t Jeremy

Share This Story

Get our newsletter