Nigel Hayes has already endeared himself to the world through his adorable obsession with the NCAA tournament stenographer. Now well-versed in the ways of stenography, Hayes spent part of yesterday's press conference learning a valuable lesson about hot mics.

It's not clear who exactly Hayes is talking about when he turns to Frank Kaminsky and whisper's "God, she's beautiful," but it is clear that he wants to crawl into a hole and never come out after realizing that the entire room had heard him.