With Ink Like This, Who Needs A Shirt?

We mentioned last month that it seems the soccer fans who shouldn't go shirtless are the ones who always do. I wouldn't ascribe that rule to this gentleman, though whatever his physical fitness I'd hate to think he spent all that money on what appears to be Cubist design principals in tattoo form and then waste it by wearing clothing.

He's a Lazio supporter who showed up at White Hart Lane yesterday for the Italian side's Europa League bout against Tottenham Hotspur, only to be left with the sister-kissing result of a 0-0 draw. That's thanks to a Clint Dempsey goal being waved off for offside under what Deuce called suspicious circumstances. Keep your chin up, Clint. That goal will come.