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Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus's Beard, And Puke

There’s no polite way to say this: These photos of Colby Rasmus are the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Ostensibly, Rasmus is a person with feelings and all that nonsense, but it doesn’t seem like he’s a person who owns a mirror, judging by these portraits he posed for after reporting to the Tampa Bay Rays’ spring training.


As a matter of procedure, it must be said that Rasmus’s disgusting, neck-only beard is an impressive commitment to becoming a true Florida Man.

Because a photo is worth a thousand words, I’ll get out of your way.

David Goldman/AP Images

Okay, let’s just go for it:


Unfortunately, it looks like Rasmus was just doing this as a frickin’ joke:


Regardless: Jesus Christ.

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