They year is almost over. All the magazines are doing year-in-review type stuff, so we figured, why should we be any different? Therefore, for the next 12 days, we will be looking back on each month on the calendar, pointing out the weird/important/amusing stuffs that happened that month. Deadspin wasn't around until September, though, so if you have suggestions as for stories you want to make sure we don't miss, let us know at email@example.com.
• March 3: The NFL reverses its decision to not allow customized jerseys with the name "Gay" on the back, but still, infuriatingly, will not allow "bunghole" and "Shit Eater."
• March 17: Simultaneously, Rafael Palmeiro illustrates proper fingering technique, and Sammy Sosa, after years of stumbling by, completely forgets how to speak English. But hey, Jose Canseco looks oddly respectable in a suit.
• March 18: Stunning most of college basketball — as well as parts of Turkey — Bucknell stuns Kansas in the NCAA tournament. The loss is so shocking that even Bill Self's toupee stands on end.
• March 27: Kentucky misses out on the Final Four, causing a suddenly mutated Ashley Judd to grow to 10 times her normal size and destroy half of Lexington.
Tomorrow is April, obviously, so feel free to send your suggestions for the entire year. We're around.