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Illustration for article titled Yoenis Cespedes Plans To Eat His $7,000 Pig

After purchasing a pig for $7,000 on Saturday at a Florida county fair, Mets outfielder Yoenis Cespedes reportedly sent it to the butcher. Makes sense.

The team originally said that Cespedes wouldn’t kill the pig, but that wording only meant that he wouldn’t be the one slaughtering it:

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With the help of an old promotional video, we can predict the most likely outcome for Cespedes’s pig:

Illustration for article titled Yoenis Cespedes Plans To Eat His $7,000 Pig

Photo: AP


Contact the author at samer@deadspin.com.

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