We always support those who want to give back to the community and charitable organizations, particularly when that charitable donation involves spending an hour absorbing information directly from the brain of Isiah Thomas.

Currently bidding at a reasonable $325, you can win an hour coaching session with Isiah, "on a mutually agreed upon date." The coaching clinic will take place at Madison Square Garden, which means not only will Isiah explain to you the 1-3-1 zone, but he'll also pinch your ass. Well, if you're a lady.

Coaching Session Wish Isiah Thomas [Charity Buzz]
Isiah Thomas Handles Women About As Well As He Handles ... Well ... Everything Else [Deadspin]