You Stay White, Miami
At the end of yesterday's victory parade for the Miami Heat, Shaq grabbed the microphone and asked, "Who wanna see Coach Riley dance?" For reasons I can't begin to understand, the people of Miami responded affirmatively, and then the following took place:
So there you go. That's Pat Riley breaking it down to Yung Joc's "It's Goin' Down," as only a 61-year-old white man can.
In other Heat celebration-related news, a Miami politician introduced Dwyane Wade by saying, " He's calm, collected, has a will to win, because his name, of course, is Wade Jones!" Yeah, thanks for showing up, lady. And then Heat owner Mickey Arison took the stage with the intention of ending his speech by telling Miami to "stay white hot." What actually came out of his mouth was, "Stay white!" Point guard Jason Williams has angrily refused.
Below is a link to a clip from the Dan LeBatard Show, in which Mickey Arison explains what he said, and they have a clip of the Wade Jones introduction.
The Dan Le Batard Show [790 the Ticket] Hilarious Stupidity in Championship Celebration [What's Adam Doing?] Shaq is Spanking Pat Riley [YAYSports!]


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